Having the 535i serviced, being subjected to Kelly and Ryan. 

"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick) 08/20/2018 at 09:25 • Filed to: None

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Helga the maintenance Dominatrix that lives in my 535i dash has been telling me to get my oil changed for a few weeks. Off to my favorite BMW mechanic, the downside is the shop doggos (German Shepherds naturally) are not in today.

Ash78, voting early and often > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 08/20/2018 at 09:47

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People who don’t seem to age bother me for some reason. They’re like the E39 of humans.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 08/20/2018 at 09:58

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Their price went up since my last oil change, it now $95 up from $85

The Dummy Gummy > Ash78, voting early and often 08/20/2018 at 10:01

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Don’t you like Keanu Reeves?

Ash78, voting early and often > The Dummy Gummy 08/20/2018 at 10:02

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What if Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure...

Was a documentary?

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 08/20/2018 at 10:28

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Which Ryan? Seacrest? Was is Michael Strahan before that guy?

phenotyp > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 08/20/2018 at 10:29

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I really liked my 535.

But I don’t miss it.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/20/2018 at 10:45

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Yes Seacrest, Strahan got tired of Kelly’s shit. 

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > phenotyp 08/20/2018 at 10:47

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I love mine, nicer than the Jag I had maintenance has been reasonable. Plus Turbo power. 

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 08/20/2018 at 10:52

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That’s a shame that you aren’t getting to spend time with the shop doggos.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 08/20/2018 at 10:53

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I know it’s the highlight of the shop visit. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 08/20/2018 at 10:58

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Yes, I recall on a headline on Jezebel where Kelly took a shot at Strahan’s failing marriage on air. Classy.

phenotyp > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 08/20/2018 at 11:28

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I was just glad that I bought a warranty with mine (09), and that BMW acknowledged their failures with fuel pumps.

Sure was pretty, though. And so much better than the ‘07 550 I had before it.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > phenotyp 08/20/2018 at 15:15

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I’ve got an 11 the F10 with the rare Manual, so far so good, I stayed away from the V8 because of the history of those engines.  It is a joy to drive.

E90M3 > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 09/06/2018 at 15:52

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Isn’t that place off of 400?

Also, have you heard of German Car Repair in Alpharetta?

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > E90M3 09/06/2018 at 17:10

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Yeah off 400 I have heard of them but haven’t used them.